Umlaut Brooklyn: Terrible Meal
Umlaut BrooklynVintage and retro-inspired cards with an outrageous sense of humor that serves as an unexpected counterpoint to classic visuals.
Outside greeting: Cooking a truly terrible meal and crying softly while serving it is the best way to ensure that future holiday gatherings will be held at the home of someone else.
Printed on 100% recycled paper, eco-friendly compostable sleeve
5.5x4.25", blank inside